Tonight on Twenty- Twenty, we are here with those who have known Cristine Frazier, the greatest literary figure of the 21st century...
"I feel so grateful to have taught Chemistry to Frazier. To see the Greatest Literary Figure of the Twenty-First Century drooling and sleeping through my class is like a dream come true. I dont even feel bad about flunking her." -Mrs. Nixon, Chemistry teacher, Collins Hill High School
"To have listened to her blabber, it just makes you wonder- what was she saying? Something important? I dont know. I havent really read her books or anything." -Will Freeland, friend.
"To think I had my tongue in that bitch's mouth! Jesus lord!" - Per Fagrell, stalkee
"She was always a loud one." -Evan Wing, comrade.
"I just adore her."- Thom Yorke, musician and compatriot.
"My spirit has been passed into her." -Napoleon Bonaparte,French Dictator and house painter, tummy scratcher.
( Probably not. )
to all the ones who love me, and all the ones who dont even know me, thank you.